In Blackman, Michigan, a 103-year-old assisted living resident sustained injuries when a deer broke through her bedroom window while she was in bed. The woman was able to call police, who arrived to find the deer thrashing around the apartment. One officer used his baton to smash a sliding glass door and allow the buck to escape. The officers found the resident conscious and alert. She was rushed to the emergency room with non-life-threatening injuries.
* If you’re not humming “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” right now, there’s something wrong with you.
* It’s a War on Christmas, and Christmas is fighting back.
* Sure, they could put bars on the assisted living building’s doors and windows, but that would look really depressing.
* You think a deer coming into your bedroom would never happen in a hundred years. But a 103 years…