Rita Romagnoli, of Greensburg, Pennsylvania, was playing slots with her husband at Live! Casino at the Westmoreland Mall in Pittsburgh back on July 28 when an overhead pipe in the ceiling burst, drenching her in fecal matter. Romagnoli’s attorney said, “She didn’t know what had fallen on her, but it didn’t take her long to figure out it smelled pretty bad. A couple days later, she ended up in the hospital with bacterial pneumonia.” Romagnoli and her husband are suing the casino, seeking $30,000 in damages.
* Drebched in sewage while gambling. What are the odds???
* She hit the jackplop.
* Crap rolls downhill, and sometimes it takes a shortcut.
* Someone on the upper floor poker room must have had a flush.
* Only $30,000? Did that attorney accidentally leave off two zeroes?
* If that’s what happens at the slot machines, what happens over at the craps table?
* Just another reason to do your gambling online.