ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- JASON KELCE AND STEVIE NICKS RECORD A CHRISTMAS DUET
It's not ho-ho-horrible.
- WHOOPI GOLDBERG LAUNCHES ALL-FEMALE SPORTS NETWORK
You go, girls.
- ARMIE HAMMER'S MOM GAVE HIM A VASECTOMY FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
I like the cut of her jib.
- BLAKE SHELTON & TAYLOR SHERIDAN PRODUCING SINGING COMPETITION SHOW
Contestants, pack your bags.
- WEB ADDRESS ON "WICKED" DOLL BOX IS PORN SITE
“Of course, some people do go both ways.” - The Scarecrow
- MISS PANAMA BOOTED FROM MISS UNIVERSE PAGEANT
And don't come back!
- THE TOP TEN SEXIEST BALD MEN
#1: Prince William, by a whisker.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- GRAMMY AWARD NOMINATIONS
a.k.a the "Let's Make Beyoncé Feel Better" awards.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- JASON KELCE SLAMS FAN'S PHONE AFTER RUDE COMMENT
Hulk smash.
U.S. NEWS
- MAN DIES IN TANNING BED
Tanned, rested and deady.
- DISNEY GUESTS COMPLAIN RE-TOOLED SPLASH MOUNTAIN RIDE TOO WET
Let's see... log boats... water... am I going to get wet?
- WISCONSIN MAN FAKED OWN DEATH, MOVED TO EASTERN EUROPE
Uzbeki girls really knock me out / They leave the West behind.
- AUDIO: WOMAN SEES APARTMENT SHE IS LIVING IN ON A REALITY TV SHOW
That's my apartment!
- TOYS INDUCTED INTO TOY HALL OF FAME
My Little Pony, Transformers, Phase 10.
- FLORIDA WOMAN PLAGUED BY FROGS
At the hop.
- MOM JAILED FOR LETTING SON WALK A MILE UNESCORTED
Here we go again.
- MAN LIVED UNDER 93-YEAR-OLD WOMAN'S HOUSE FOR SIX MONTHS
2-foot crawl space.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- CIGARETTE SMUGGLER FLOATS ACROSS RIVER DISGUISED AS A WATER PLANT
Smoke and mirrors.
- RUSSIAN BILLIONAIRE PROMISES FREE IN-VITRO, IF YOU USE HIS SPERM
Not even dinner and a movie?
- HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS INVENT SMART GARBAGE CANS
Smarter than high school boys.
- MAN DIES AFTER SITTING ON A BOX OF FIREWORKS
Jackass.
- AWFUL AUSTRALIAN OLYMPIC BREAK DANCER RETIRES
No Electric Boogaloo.
- AUDIO: SO YOU WANT TO MOVE TO CANADA
Can't imagine why.
- JAPANESE BOYS NEED TO KISS MORE
Not each other!
THE BUZZ
- DUMB HEADLINES
Read, discuss, have listeners vote for the dumbest one.
- WEIRD NAMES PARENTS GAVE THEIR KIDS LAST YEAR
They should be fined.
- WEIRD THINGS PARENTS FIND IN THEIR CHILD'S ROOM
Don't look if you don't want to know.
- ACCEPTABLE SECRETS IN A MARRIAGE
They don't have to know everything.
- I KNOW A GUY
Do you know a guy?
- THE WEIRDEST THING A HOUSE GUEST EVER DID
If you have people over, you're just asking for it.
NEW MOVIES
- RED ONE
Starts Friday, November 15 in theaters.
- HERETIC
Starts Friday, November 8 in theaters.
- THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER
Starts Friday, November 8 in theaters.
- ELEVATION
Starts Friday, November 8 in theaters.
- JUROR NUMBER 2
Starts Friday, November 1 in theaters.
- ABSOLUTION
Starts Friday, November 1 in theaters.
- HERE
Starts Friday, November 1 in theaters.
- VENOM - THE LAST DANCE
Starts Friday, October 25 in theaters.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, November 15,
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Stilts
This might be the only time Big Mike actually looked up to Big Al.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, November 8.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements.
- A & M AUTOLAND - Contest
Al and Mike won't play games with you like other car dealers. They'll play MORE.
- THE LIMP LINGUINI ENDLESS NOODLE
Sorry, only one to a customer.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, November 1.
- TRICK OR TROUT
The unexpected trick-or-treat!
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Ready-to-use pre-produced bumper donuts
- VAMPIRE FLEX TAPE
Don't leave the crypt without it!
- A & M AUTOLAND - Halloween Pumpkins
Al and Mike's new promotion isn't too bright - but the burning car is!
- SONG: IT'S ELECTION TIME
Halloween + Election = Comedy
- FIVE CHAMBERS OF HORROR - 2024
Pretty scary, eh, kids?
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, October 25.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements