In Newfoundland, Canada, the annual Conception Bay South T’Railway Trek half marathon was underway when the runners ran past a pumpkin patch where a goat resided. The goat became excited, broke free from his tether and metal collar and joined in the race. Joshua the goat ran about 3 miles before the owner caught up to him and loaded him into her car. But had become so popular with his fellow runners and spectators that the owner drove him to a spot about 800 feet from the finish line so he could finish the race. Joshua was presented with a participation medal at the finish line.
* Which he ate.
* Her goat running away really got her goat. Then SHE got her goat.
* Three miles for a goat is not b-a-a-a-a-a-d.
* In fact, among goats who run marathons, this goat is the GOAT.