A Florida Man stole an electric cart from a Walmart in Lakeland, then took off for a near mile-long chase. The man, identified as “Troy,” shoplifted several items of jewelry and hand-held game devices, loaded them onto one of Walmart’s electric shopping carts and took off, hitting speeds up to 2 miles per hour. Someone called the police to report an electric shopping cart along the highway. Deputies quickly caught up to him. Troy was charged with grand theft and unlawful possession of a shopping cart, a real crime in Florida.
* Grand-pa Theft Auto.
* Everything moves a little slower in Florida.
* 2 miles an hour? Did they try, like, walking alongside of it and flipping the “Off” switch?
* Well, it’s nice that the electric cart got to see a little of the town.