ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- BEN & JERRY'S KAMALA ICE CREAM
We all scream.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- FANS HATE THE NEW "WHEEL OF FORTUNE" SET
What the blue blazes?
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- BAND LINEUP FOR JIMMY CARTER'S 100TH BIRTHDAY
...something...something... Keith Richards joke...
- MICHAEL KEATON CHANGING HIS NAME
Michael Pinkett-Keaton?
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- TRAVIS KELCE CALLS HER "TAY-TAY"
When he's not addressing her as "Yes, ma'am."
- AUDIO: NEW CEO AT THE WEATHER CHANNEL
It's a new era of weather.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Tuesday and Wednesday
- CHESTNUT BEATS KOBAYASHI AT HOT DOG EATING
How is this not an Olympic sport?
- IAN MCKELLAN: IF THEY WANT ME AS GANDALF, IT BETTER BE SOON
No idle threat.
U.S. NEWS
- UNLUCKY WOMAN FOLLOWED BY NATURAL DISASTERS
Fire, flood, hurricane, blizzard, fire. Did I say fire twice?
- CAR DEALER ATTEMPTS TO WEASEL OUT OF CONTEST PRIZE
A car dealer? Weaseling out of a promise? My stars!
- THE CANDY CORN SUITE
Brach's, you're trying too hard.
- FORD FILES PATENT ON IN-CAR SPY SYSTEM
It's the shopping mall scene from "Minority Report."
- THE COCA-COLA - OREO SLURPEE
It's real and it's spectacular.
- GOVERNOR OF NEW HAMPSHIRE SAVES CHOKING MAN AT FOOD CONTEST
Now say you'll vote for me.
- MAN SPEEDS THROUGH NATIONAL PARK
There's only so much scenery you can admire.
- KITTEN ON HIGHWAY CAUSES THREE-VEHICLE ACCIDENT
Toonces, no!
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- PETA GOES AFTER PALACE GUARD HATS
A turban would be kinda cool.
- POLICE MINISTER HAS PURSE STOLEN DURING SPEECH TO POLICE
What's all this then?
- SELF-CLEANING LITTER BOXES KILLING CATS
Boots, no!
- DIVORCE: THE PERFUME
Sheikh that money maker!
- WOMAN CHARGED WITH ASSAULT OVER WATER GUN SPRAY
Hey there, squirt!
- PROFESSIONAL WEDDING OBJECTOR WILL GET YOU OUT OF YOUR WEDDING
Me opongo!
- INDIAN DOCTOR ATTEMPTS SURGERY USING YOUTUBE VIDEOS, KILLS PATIENT
Hi, Doctor Nick!
THE BUZZ
- THE #1 MISTAKE MEN MAKE IN MARRIAGE: NOT DOING HOUSEWORK
And would it kill you to bring home dinner once in awhile?
- NOT-SO-PERFECT JOBS
Call it a day.
- MAGICAL CHILDHOOD
Many parents are, in fact, good.
- DUMB HEADLINES
Read, discuss, have listeners vote for the dumbest one.
- MY WORST JOB
Presidential Debate Monitor?
- STRANGE QUIRKS
Strange is as strange does.
NEW MOVIES
- SPEAK NO EVIL
Starts Friday, September 13 in theaters.
- THE KILLER'S GAME
Starts Friday, September 13 in theaters.
- BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE
Starts Friday, September 6 in theaters.
- THE FRONT ROOM
Starts Friday, September 6 in theaters.
- THE THICKET
Starts Friday, September 6 in theaters.
- SLINGSHOT
Starts Friday, August 30 in theaters.
- REAGAN
Starts Friday, August 30 in theaters.
- AFRAID
Starts Friday, August 30 in theaters.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, September 13.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A & M AUTOLAND - No Reasonable Offer
Big Al gets an offer he can't refuse.
- PSYCHIC OPTOMETRIST
He sees all!
- HUBERT VAN BOUVIER FOR OFFICE - BETTER OFF
Are you better off than you were four years ago?
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, September 6.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Scratch And Dent Sale
Now more damaged cars than ever!
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, August 30.
- WIND FARM PARODY POLITICAL SPOTS
Vote Yes on the underground wind farm.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A & M AUTOLAND - Echo
Big Al's latest idea has Big Mike bouncing off the walls.
- HUBERT VAN BOUVIER FOR OFFICE - IMMIGRATION
Hubert makes a strong case.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, August 23.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use promo bumpers
- A & M AUTOLAND - Junkers
Junky cars ... junky commercials!