Two women are accused of stealing thousands of dollars in roast beef from an Arby’s in Williamsport, Pennsylvania. Last July, the Arby’s owner found a discrepancy in the roast beef log sheets. She later discovered two employees were slicing extra beef and hiding it in a non-working oven. Employees are allowed to take home leftover beef at the end of their shift, with permission. The women would ask to take the leftover beef, then slip in the slices they had hidden. The ladies stole an estimated $2,800 in roast beef, along with 143 drinks, 16 food items, and 49 “other” things, totaling $3,495.
* Beat THAT, Hamburglar!
* If I were the defense attorney, first I’d make Arby’s prove that it’s actually beef.
* I bet detectives grilled them for a confession.
* Arby’s can deduct the stolen amount from their hourly paychecks and have it repaid by, oh, the year 3000.