A bank robbery suspect was arrested after handing a teller a note demanding one cent. Michael Patrick Fleming, 41, entered a Chase Bank in Lady Lake, Florida, and filled out a withdrawal slip for one cent. He handed the note to a teller. The teller told Fleming a one cent withdrawal wasn’t possible. He told the teller, “So you want me to say the other word?” The teller became fearful and notified law enforcement. Fleming was arrested on a charge of robbery. He did not have a weapon.
* And, literally, he has no cents.
* What was the other word? “Penny”? “Please”?
* So the teller called a COPPER!
* Was there a gumball machine in the bank lobby?
* Well, that’s MY two cents.