ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- CHICK-FIL-A TO START STREAMING TV SERVICE
Because why not?
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- RARE BOBA FETT FIGURE SELLS FOR $1,342,000
Boba dabba doo!
- THE BEST ACTOR OF ALL
Let them fight!
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- BOB WEATHERWAX, TRAINER OF LASSIE, DIES
That's ruff.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- "MAMMA MIA 3"?
Money, money, money.
- JACK WHITE IS TOURING, WON'T TELL ANYBODY
Johnny Applefreak.
- MARK ZUCKERBERG MAKES STATUE OF HIS WIFE
Make my wife - please!
- WALT DISNEY REVIVED AS AUDIO-ANIMATRONIC
The thawing begins.
- SQUID GAMES - LIVE!
It's a killer!
U.S. NEWS
- JERSEY SHORE COPS PUT SURFER IN CHOKEHOLD FOR NOT HAVING BEACH PASS
But he did have the beach pass, on his bag.
- ELON MUSK WANTS A MILLION VOLUNTEERS FOR A BRAIN CHIP
Chips for dips.
- BUSINESSES ENGAGE IN SIGN WAR
♫ Sign wars / Those mighty fine wars..." ♪♫
- ENTIRE POLICE DEPARTMENT QUITS
Duty doesn't call.
- NEW STARBUCKS CEO WILL COMMUTE TO WORK ON PRIVATE JET SEVERAL TIMES A WEEK
This is an outrage and I will no--- oh, look... coffee!
- 2-YEAR-OLD MISTAKENLY SERVED ALCOHOL AT JAPANESE RESTAURANT
Sake to me.
- MAYORAL CANDIDATE PROMISES TO LET AI RUN THE CITY
Somebody needs to reboot the mayor.
- BAR PATRON BEATEN UP OVER JUKEBOX SELECTION
Playin' the hits.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- PERUVIAN SOCCER PLAYER TAKES A LEAK NEXT TO THE FIELD DURING THE GAME
Go, team.
- MAN HIT BY WHALE TAIL
The sea was angry that day, my friend.
- THE "FUNNIEST" "JOKES" FROM THE EDINBURGH "FRINGE" FESTIVAL
You'll "laugh."
- NORTH KOREA OPEN FOR TOURISM
Book early!
- HAIR CLIP SAVES WOMAN DURING BEAR ATTACK
Boing.
- AUDIO: NEW APP WARNS OF IMPENDING ELEPHANTS
Cloudy today, with a 20% chance of elephants.
- FISHERMAN CATCHES LONG-LOST LEGO SHARK
Gonna need a smaller boat.
THE BUZZ
- WOMAN HAS PROBLEM WITH CORPORATE EMAIL OVER HER NAME: S. HART
Huhhuhhuh...shart... huh huhhuh huhhuh.
- WEIRD THINGS COUPLES DO
Keep it clean!
- DUMB HEADLINES
Lobsters, raccoons and bagpipes.
- ANIMALS: THE HAMBONE AWARDS
Our dumb friends.
- HAVING A BAD DAY
You'll know by 8:36 a.m.
- THINGS ONLY MY FAMILY SAYS
Now share it with the world.
NEW MOVIES
- BLINK TWICE
Starts Friday, August 23 in theaters.
- THE CROW
Starts Friday, August 23 in theaters.
- ALIEN: ROMULUS
Starts Friday, August 16 in theaters.
- SKINCARE
Starts Friday, August 16 in theaters.
- BORDERLANDS
Starts Friday, August 9 in theaters.
- IT ENDS WITH US
Starts Friday, August 9 in theaters.
- CUCKOO
Starts Friday, August 9 in theaters.
- THE TRAP
Starts Friday, August 2 in theaters.
- HUBERT VAN BOUVIER FOR OFFICE - IMMIGRATION
Hubert makes a strong case.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, August 23.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use promo bumpers
- A & M AUTOLAND - Junkers
Junky cars ... junky commercials!
- ACADEMY OF SHAME
Don't be embarrassed to call.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, August 16.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A&M AUTOLAND - The Valve Store
Big Al has a little trouble using a dictionary.
- UNIVERSITY OF HIBBING ONLINE
When education is just not worth getting dressed for.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, August 9.
- OLYMPIC CERTIFICATE OF PARTICIPATION
Everyone's a winner.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Ready-to-use pre-produced bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Novelty Horns
You'll be amazed how quick the novelty wears off.
- OLYMPIC SPECIMEN CUP
There can be only one number one.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, August 2.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements