A Chicago homeowner fought off a burglar with a frying pan. Jason Williams arrived home around 3 p.m. when a security app alerted him of the home invasion. He went into his house, looked for an available weapon, and the first thing he saw was a frying pan. He grabbed it just as the burglar came downstairs. The burglar ran out the front door. Home security footage shows the intruder jumping off the front porch as Williams chased him with the frying pan. They run around the side of the house, off camera, where three loud bangs can be heard. The chase returns to the front yard where the burglar makes it through the iron front gate just as police arrive and nab him.
* As Emeril Lagasse says, “BAM!”
* You see, Supreme Court? You don’t need a bump stock. You need cookware.
* Good thing he didn’t go for the knife drawer.
* I bet police took him down to the station where they gave him a good grillin’.
* Unlike the frying pan, the charges will stick.