The FBI asked for help identifying a man accused of robbing a Fort Worth, Texas, bank while holding a small child. The robber walked into the First Convenience Bank inside a Walmart and passed the bank teller a note demanding cash while he had a child in a shopping cart. After stealing the money, he pushed the cart toward the exit, grabbed the child and fled. Authorities described the robber as a thin, white male between the ages of 35 and 45 years old. He was last seen wearing a baseball hat, black sunglasses, a multi-color “fishing shirt,” khaki-colored cargo shorts, and “Hey Dude” shoes.
* Well, you didn’t think he’d leave her in a hot car, did you? He could get into a lot of trouble for that.
* He is said to answer to the name “Mr. Mom.”
* I can’t believe I missed Take Your Daughter To Work Day.
* “Give me all your money. Hurry it up! We’re late for Aqua-Tots!”
* What do you think exploded first, the dye pack or the kid’s diaper?