In Crossville, Tennessee, police received a call of a robbery at a Waffle House. When officers arrived, they discovered a man armed with a folding knife assaulting two employees. The man then reportedly ran off into a wooded area with $388 in cash. Police then received a call from a nearby Red Roof Inn saying the man was possibly hiding in the building. They found the suspect hiding in the attic of the hotel, which he accessed through a utility room. After the man was found, he began throwing money at officers as they started using pepper spray, bean bags and a taser to remove the man from the attic. The 31-year-old suspect fell through the ceiling of three separate hotel rooms before being taken into custody. Police recovered $381 of the stolen Waffle House money.
* At Red Roof Inn, they put the effort into the red roof, not the ceilings.
* Red Roof Inn, now with skylights!
* The big mystery is, what’s a Waffle House doing with $388?
* The burglar caused quite a flap, jack.
* Now here’s The Weather Girls with “It’s Raining Men.”