ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- MORGAN WALLEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH PANTIES
Tom Jones would be proud.
- KANSAS CITY CHIEFS TO TAKE ON THE HALLMARK CHANNEL
But the viewers are the real losers here.
- UPCOMING HORROR FILM: DERANGED SQUIRRELS
Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my--- aghhh, my hoof!!!!
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- ALEX TREBEK GETS POSTAGE STAMP
What is "This is getting ridiculous?"
- THE KELCE BROTHERS COMPLAIN ABOUT COUNTRY MUSIC
Have they tried Glitchop?
- JUDY GARLAND'S HOMETOWN TRYING TO BUY BACK RUBY SLIPPERS
If I only had the loot.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S LAWYER SPEAKS
The saga begins.
- BRADY BUNCH HOUSE BURGLARIZED - MAYBE
Here's the story.
- THE MOST POPULAR DISNEY-INSPIRED BABY NAMES
Hey, that's my cat's name!
- SCOOTER BRAUN RETIRING
Time to scoot.
U.S. NEWS
- 88-YEAR-OLD GETAWAY DRIVER SENTENCED TO JAIL
What else is an old man to do, now that Red Lobster is closed?
- GAMER FLIES TO FLORIDA TO ATTACK FELLOW GAMER
Saving throws won't help you now.
- OLD COUNTRY LADY DJ DOES ONE LAST SHOW, DIES
“My List” by Toby Keith - killer song, man.
- WISCONSIN PARK WANTS ITS CICADAS BACK, FOR SOME REASON
Don't touch!
- HOOTERS SHUTTING DOWN SOME RESTAURANTS
Revenues are flat.
- SPIRIT AIRLINES INTRODUCES TOILET PAPER RACES
Ready, go!
- FISHERMEN RESCUE 38 DOGS FROM LAKE
Doggone it? Not today, pal!
- GIVEN THE CHOICE, BEER THIEF DECIDES TO GO TO JAIL
Beer: it's just that good.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- JOGGER ATTACKED BY WOLVES IN SAFARI PARK
Where wolves of London? In Paris.
- AUDIO: PLANE CAPTAIN DIES MID-FLIGHT
Surely there was a co-pilot.
- WALES CONSIDERING CRIMINALIZING POLITICIANS WHO LIE
Ti gelwyddog budr!
- BRITISH OLYMPIC CYCLIST OUT IN BIZARRE GARDENING ACCIDENT
Step 1: Watch your step.
- FRENCH SWIMMER DISLOCATES SHOULDER CELEBRATING OLYMPIC QUALIFICATION
Mon dieu!
- MT FUJI GETS AN ENTRANCE GATE
Sorry, folks, nature's closed.
- BRITISH COPS STOP RUNAWAY COW BY RAMMING INTO IT
I say, smashing, old chap!
THE BUZZ
- PETTY REASONS FOR HATING A CO-WORKER
Bald head polishing?
- TRENDING: ICED COFFEE AND ONIONS
Blame the Chinese.
- BEST STATES FOR SUMMER ROAD TRIPS
Texasota.
- THE GERMANS HAVE A WORD FOR EVERYTHING
Alles.
- LADIES: WHICH RESTROOM STALL?
One hot topic to go.
- DUMB PURCHASES
It was a good idea at the time.
NEW MOVIES
- A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE
Starts Friday, June 28 in theaters.
- HORIZON: AN AMERICAN SAGA
Starts Friday, June 28 in theaters.
- DADDIO
Starrts Friday, June 28 in theaters.
- THE BIKERIDERS
Starts Friday, June 21.
- THELMA
Starts Friday, June 21 in theaters.
- THE EXORCISM
Starts Friday, June 21 in theaters.
- INSIDE OUT 2
Starts Friday, June 14 in theaters.
- BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE
Starts Friday, June 7 in theaters.
- A & M AUTOLAND - The Bed Bunker
If at first you don't succeed - selling cars - try selling something else.
- LAWN LOOGIE
Makes your lawn look like a baseball field!
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, June 21.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Lemons
A & M Autoland has more lemons than ever before!
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, June 14
- FATHER'S DAY - A.I. STEAK SAUCE
The tasteful Father's Day gift.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A & M AUTOLAND - Service Computer
A & M's service department becomes fully computerized. Briefly.
- DELAWARE TOURIST COUNCIL
C'mon, what'll it take? An hour?
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, June 7.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Legalese
Al and Mike fought the law - and the law won.
- NOW HIRING - ICE CREAM MAN
Cool job!
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, May 31.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements