Marion County Sheriff’s Officers in Belleview, Florida, came upon a motorist unconscious behind the wheel of his idling vehicle at around 2 a.m. When the man was awakened by the officer knocking on his window, he burst into song, singing along to the radio and obviously impaired. When asked how much he had to drink, the driver responded: “Not enough.” The 35-year-old man told deputies he believed his vehicle was on the shoulder of the road. However, deputies pointed out it was actually in a turn lane. He refused to do a field sobriety test and was arrested and charged with driving under the influence. It’s not known exactly what he was singing.
* “Jailhouse Blues,” eventually.
* You know where guys like him end up? Sing Sing.
* He ended on a high note. And boy, was he high.
* I blame “Carpool Karaoke.”