In Memphis, Tennessee, police arrested a man after he attempted to rob a gas station with a live snake. Reginald Cook, 26, walked into a Shell station, made a purchase, and left. Later, Cook came back with a live, 5-foot snake wrapped around his neck. He shouted at the cashier, “Give me the money.” The cashier called 911 and pulled out his own firearm. No money was taken and no one was injured. Police took Cook into custody, and also took possession of the snake. The store owner said Mr. Cook’s family came by the store Tuesday to apologize. They also offered to pay for any damages.
* “Look out! It’s loaded – with venom!”
* They also said the snake had fallen in love with the air hose.
* The owner asked if he could have the snake, the gas station has mice.
* Yeah, in Dumb Robbery Rock Paper Scissors, Firearm beats Snake every time.