A 53-year-old Florida boat captain was out with a large group of tourists when he fell off the boat. Police say John Edward Beckwith, the captain of the Clearwater Fun Boat, was intoxicated to the point where he fell off the pontoon boat. There were 30 tourists on the boat at the time. Other employees of the business said that Beckwith arrived at work stumbling and had food all over his face. According to the Clearwater Fun Boat information page, guests enjoy a “cozy and enjoyable ride. Cruise the stunning Clearwater Beach waters while indulging in a delicious ice cream sundae, and keep your eyes peeled for playful dolphins dancing in the waves alongside our family-friendly boat.”
* Sounds like Captain Beckwith had just finished a parley with Captain Morgan.
* Clearwater Bay wasn’t the only thing polluted that day.
* Finally, someone who really WAS “three sheets to the wind.”
* “Hey, look – a manatee! Oh, wait, that’s the captain.”
* The Clearwater Fun Boat is pretty much fun. Then the hangover sets in.