A Venezuelan man tried robbing a bank in Sandusky, Ohio, using a translator app on his phone. The 20-year-old suspect reportedly held up his phone to the teller. He was using a translator app to tell tellers “get the money” and “put the money in the bag.” When the tellers did not give him any money, he left. Officers found him a short time later, and an officer who spoke Spanish read him his rights and talked to him. The suspect told him he recently lost his job and needed money.
* These kids today, with their cellphones and their rock music.
* Attempted bank robbery translates to, what, 3-5 years?
* Robbing a bank with a translator app? That’s unspeakable!
* He would have gotten away but he took time to type into the translator, “Can I have one of your lollipops, please?”
* He needs an app that can translate back and forth into “Stupid.”