A stowaway was discovered on a Delta Air Lines plane about to take off from Salt Lake City to Austin, Texas. Once the doors were sealed and the plane began taxiing, the flight staff noticed somebody in the bathroom, yet all the seats were occupied. That person, 26-year-old Wicliff Fleurizard of George, Texas, had no ticket. The plane returned to the gate, and a check revealed Fleurizard on security cameras taking pictures of other people’s boarding passes at that gate without their knowledge. He used one of those photos to get on board the plane and then tried to hide in the front and rear bathrooms. Fleurizard reportedly told investigators he “was only trying get home” from Utah following a snowboarding trip to Park City.
* It took days to get the airplane bathroom smell off him.
* He should have said, “I’m the Bolt Man! I have the bolts for that side door!” They wouldn’t have kicked him off.
* As punishment, of course, they’re going to take him back to Texas. (* Just kidding, Texas! We love you!)
* On a Boeing plane.
* Thanks, Wicliff, for teaching modern terrorists how to get onto a plane.