A lady burglar was caught by a security camera around 3 a.m. stretching and doing yoga outside a Richmond, Australia, bakery before she broke into the shop. The 44-year-old female thief could be seen dressed in all black doing several leg and body stretches in the parking lot before breaking into Phillippa’s Bakery, where she allegedly stole the baker’s shoes, an iPad, some cleaning products, and almond croissants. The yoga thief was arrested.
* Police side, “Assume the position,” and she said, “Which one? Lotus? Downward Dog? Cobra?”
* After she ate the croissants, did she do some burpees?
* They asked her what was a good day for a trial, and she said, “I’m flexible.”
* She’ll probably be sentenced to quite a stretch.
* Funny story! It wasn’t easy to find, but we bend over backwards to entertain you.