A California mother-of-three was arrested for allegedly masterminding an organized crime ring that stole nearly $8 million worth of makeup from stores like Ulta, T.J. Maxx and Walgreens — and then re-sold it online for profit. Michelle Mack, 53, ran the enterprise from her $2.75 million home in the San Diego foothills. Mack allegedly paid as many as 12 women to steal from stores across the country, stockpiling the products and then selling them on her Amazon storefront at a fraction of the retail price. Police recovered nearly 10,000 items worth over $387,000 after raiding Mack’s estate. They also found hundreds of postmarked envelopes stuffed with stolen products ready to be sent out to customers
* They’re gonna throw her in the Clinique— I’m sorry, I mean The Clink.
* When they charged her, she didn’t even blush.
* They should give her twenty lashes. Twenty thicker, fuller lashes.
* Next time you’re shopping for makeup and it’s locked behind glass, you’ll know who to thank.
* “Sorry, kids, but we’re going to have to put your mommy in a really, really long Time Out.”