A California man staying at the Venetian Hotel on the Las Vegas Strip resort is considering legal action after he was stung on the testicles by a scorpion while he was asleep. Michael Farchi said he woke up in excruciating pain during his stay. He went into the bathroom and saw a scorpion in his underwear. (* And why that scorpion was wearing his underwear, we’ll never know.) He claims the scorpion “was in the bed” when he was sleeping. The Farchi family checked out early, and the Venetian comped his room, but he is still considering legal action.
* Looks like the ball’s in his court.
* At the very least, he wants the cleaning person to get the sack.
* This is one crazy superhero origin story. It’s like an X-rated Spider-man.
* OK, sir, what really happened between you and the scorpion?
* Usually those Vegas casinos get you in the wallet.