Last Wednesday in Akron, Ohio, a man walked up to the register at a Save A Lot grocery store and handed over some money to buy something. He then told the clerk he had a gun and demanded money from the register. Another clerk sounded the alarm, causing the man to run out of the store without any money from the till, and without collecting the change from his purchase. The robber left with less money than he came in with.
* He needs a job to support his robbery career.
* He didn’t stay for his change? He has no cents.
* As he was leaving you could hear him muttering “Save a Lot my eye!”
* You report for work, you do the job, and you actually lose money. It’s like driving an Uber.
* What was he buying? The book “Robbery for Dummies”?