ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- WIFE OF REALITY TV STAR TRIED TO HIRE A HITMAN
Reality is stranger than fiction.
- DOES "SEVERANCE" FREAK OUT YOUR DOG?
You are not alone, friendo.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- "AVATAR 3" TO BE VERY, VERY LONG
And, boy, the world can't wait.
- SESAME STREET DOWNSIZING
It's about time kids learned about a balance sheet.
- KEITH RICHARDS GIVEN AN AWARD FOR LIVING IN CONNECTICUT
Headline two words too long.
- COP WHO BUSTED JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE ON DUI IS "OFFICER OF THE YEAR"
a.k.a. Revenue Producer of the Year.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- AUDIO: BAMBI: THE RECKONING
I reckon.
- OBAMA COULD HAVE BEEN ON "SEVERANCE"
Big fan.
- DOLLY PARTON'S HUSBAND DIES
No Dollywood jokes, please.
- OSCAR AWARD WINNERS
The main categories.
U.S. NEWS
- FIVE ARRESTED FOR STREET TWERKING
Men at twerk.
- FLORIDA WOMAN ASSAULTS BOYFRIEND WITH WHOLE WATERMELON
Well now they cantalope.
- GIRL SCOUT COOKIES... OF DEATH!
Yet Chips Ahoy get a free pass.
- BODY CAUGHT IN FISHING NET WAS EMBALMED
The sea was icky that day, my friends.
- DOG SHOOTS MAN IN BED WITH GIRLFRIEND
His own girlfriend, not the dog's.
- AUDIO: LOCAL METEOROLOGIST BROADCASTS AS TORNADO HITS STUDIO
Give this man a raise.
- THE OLD "GENITAL INSPECTION" FLYER GAG
Dick move.
- GUY ROBS SAME GAS STATION FIVE TIMES
Hard habit to break.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- THE WORLD'S ONLY NUDE GOLF COURSE
Not in my experience.
- PUDDING THAT TASTES LIKE AN OLD BOOK
Hey, this pudding tastes like Leaves of Grass.
- HAVE A DEMON CALL AND SCOLD YOUR MISBEHAVING CHILDREN
HELL...O?
- AUDIO: JOE CANADA IS BACK
Eh.
- TRANSATLANTIC FLIGHT TURNS AROUND 300 MILES FROM U.S.
"Hey droogie, don't crash here." - Z. Stardust
- MCDONALD'S HONORS HOCKEY PLAYER MCDAVID
For winning the 4 Nations tournament.
- TELEPHOBIA
What's your hang up?
THE BUZZ
- STRANGE HAPPENINGS AT THE GYM
Let's get physical.
- DUMB HEADLINES
Read, discuss, have listeners vote for the dumbest one.
- MY WORST BONUS
When the bonus is bogus.
- STUDY: ATTRACTIVE WORKERS MAKE $20K MORE A YEAR THAN “UNATTRACTIVE” COWORKERS
Well, there goes THAT raise.
- MOST OF US LIE TO OUR DENTIST
And that's the awful tooth.
- COCKROACH MILK
Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free, from under the sink.
NEW MOVIES
- NOVOCAINE
Starts Friday, March 14 in theaters.
- THE DAY THE EARTH BLEW UP
Starts Friday, March 14 in theaters.
- BLACK BAG
Starts Friday, March 14 in theaters.
- MICKEY 17
Starts Friday, March 7 in theaters.
- NIGHT OF THE ZOOPOCALYPSE
Starts Friday, March 7 in theaters.
- LAST BREATH
Starts Friday, February 28 in theaters.
- MY DEAD FRIEND ZOE
Starts Friday, February 28 in theaters.
- RIFF RAFF
Starts Friday, February 28 in theaters.
- IRISH SPRING BREAK SOAP
Don't be caught drunk on the beach without it.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - St Patrick's Day - Snakes
Hurry in for savings - but watch where you step!
- MUSIC: TIME OF THE SAVINGS (OF DAYLIGHT)
Daylight Savings is this weekend - here's a short sounder for it!
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, March 7.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A & M AUTOLAND - Biggest Sale of the Year
It's A & M's biggest sale of the year - followed by ten months of "meh."
- NEWSBLOCKER
For a little peace of mind.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, February 28.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
- A&M AUTOLAND - Sweet Selection
Big Al has a cavity ... where his brain should be.
- FIRED GOVERNMENT WORKERS - BE AN ACTOR
Are you one of the 30 million gov't workers who just got fired?
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, February 21.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A&M AUTOLAND - Roundup
If Big Al's wearing a cowboy outfit, is he ranch dressing?
- MCQUEASY'S SNOW BLOWER CLEANING
Located next to the Urgent Care building.
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