ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- SESAME STREET DOWNSIZING
It's about time kids learned about a balance sheet.
- KEITH RICHARDS GIVEN AN AWARD FOR LIVING IN CONNECTICUT
Headline two words too long.
- COP WHO BUSTED JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE ON DUI IS "OFFICER OF THE YEAR"
a.k.a. Revenue Producer of the Year.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- AUDIO: BAMBI: THE RECKONING
I reckon.
- OBAMA COULD HAVE BEEN ON "SEVERANCE"
Big fan.
- DOLLY PARTON'S HUSBAND DIES
No Dollywood jokes, please.
- OSCAR AWARD WINNERS
The main categories.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- CEILING FALLS ON MOVIEGOERS DURING "CAPTAIN AMERICA"
Ya THINK maybe the sound is a little too loud?
- OSCAR SWAG BAGS
It's an honor, and quite a haul, just to be nominated.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
U.S. NEWS
- DENTIST USED HOME PLIERS ON PATIENT
The whole tooth.
- MAN CAUSES $50,000 IN DAMAGE TO BURGER KING
A whopper of a tale.
- HUMAN CANNONBALL MISFIRES
It's an ill wind that blows.
- FLORIDA DOCTOR DUMPED GALLONS OF URINE AT DOOR OF HIS FORMER MEDICAL PRACTICE
Whiz kid.
- FLORIDA: ASSAULT WITH A PRINGLES CAN
Someone had a chip on their shoulder.
- MAN IN MUD UP TO HIS NECK RESCUED
Quicksand!
- GROWN MEN FIGHT OVER POKEMON CARDS
Sitting in your car is NOT being "in line, sir."
- YOUR ANNOYING NEIGHBORS
Where can I get a 6-year-old?
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- MCDONALD'S HONORS HOCKEY PLAYER MCDAVID
For winning the 4 Nations tournament.
- TELEPHOBIA
What's your hang up?
- SOCCER GAME CALLED ON ACCOUNT OF TESTICLE BITE
The kid's nuts.
- THE 24-HOUR BANANA
Science marches on.
- MILAN FASHION WEEK: BUTT CRACKS
Bass cleft.
- BELGIUM BANS PRACTICE OF DRINKING LIVE FISH
Gulping the guppy.
- CHINESE WOMAN SHOCKS FIANCÉ FOR THREE HOURS TO SIMULATE CHILDBIRTH
Shock and awe.
THE BUZZ
- COCKROACH MILK
Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free, from under the sink.
- THE STRANGEST REASONS FOR DIVORCE
"She keeps eating MY food."
- DUMB HEADLINES
There's never a dumb time for Dumb Headlines!
- IS YOUR JOB MAKING YOU UGLY?
Yeah, it's the job's fault.
- THE "LIST 5 THINGS YOU DID LAST WEEK" GENERATOR
Thank you, Elon, for making this necessary.
- WHERE WOMEN DON'T WANT TO GO ON A FIRST DATE
Pack a picnic.
NEW MOVIES
- MICKEY 17
Starts Friday, March 7 in theaters.
- NIGHT OF THE ZOOPOCALYPSE
Starts Friday, March 7 in theaters.
- LAST BREATH
Starts Friday, February 28 in theaters.
- MY DEAD FRIEND ZOE
Starts Friday, February 28 in theaters.
- RIFF RAFF
Starts Friday, February 28 in theaters.
- THE MONKEY
Starts Friday, February 21 in theaters.
- CLEANER
Starts Friday, February 21 in theaters.
- CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD
Starts Friday, February 14 in theaters.
- MUSIC: TIME OF THE SAVINGS (OF DAYLIGHT)
Daylight Savings is this weekend - here's a short sounder for it!
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, March 7.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A & M AUTOLAND - Biggest Sale of the Year
It's A & M's biggest sale of the year - followed by ten months of "meh."
- NEWSBLOCKER
For a little peace of mind.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, February 28.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
- A&M AUTOLAND - Sweet Selection
Big Al has a cavity ... where his brain should be.
- FIRED GOVERNMENT WORKERS - BE AN ACTOR
Are you one of the 30 million gov't workers who just got fired?
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, February 21.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A&M AUTOLAND - Roundup
If Big Al's wearing a cowboy outfit, is he ranch dressing?
- MCQUEASY'S SNOW BLOWER CLEANING
Located next to the Urgent Care building.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, February 14.
- VALENTINE'S - TED'S EDIBLE UNDERWEAR
Sexy shopping for Valentine's Day!
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Ready-to-use show bumper donuts
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