A Methodist pastor in Woodbury, Connecticut, has been accused of dealing crystal meth out of his church’s rectory. Herbert Miller, 63, the reverend of Woodbury United Methodist Church, was arrested after cops were tipped off about his alleged dealing. The pastor of the church, known for it’s emphasis on sobriety, was busted during a purported drug deal set up by a cooperating witness who had alerted the police. Miller has been a pastor at the church since last July.
* And attendance has been sky high.
* More of a crystal-Methodist pastor, as it were.
* One clue was when he started going by the name “Heisenberg.”
* And he started barreling through the sermons in a minute and a half.
* God’s always listening. Sometimes, so are the police.