A naked Florida man was arrested after he allegedly stole a T-shirt from a church thrift store. Michael Da Costa, 38, was arrested at the Wings of Faith Thrift Store in Ocala. Witnesses say Mr. Da Costa was “fully nude” and snatched a T-shirt from the store on his way out when asked to leave. When questioned, he told deputies that he entered the thrift store to get clothing for himself. Da Costa is being held at the Marion County Jail on a $6,000 bond.
* “Fully nude” is not how you want to arrive at a jail.
* “Sir, you gonna pay for that?” “Do I look like I have a wallet?”
* Oh, for crying out loud, give him the used clothes! That’s, what, 4 dollars out of the church’s pocket?
* “Sorry, our church only gives clothes to people who aren’t naked.”
* At least the prison gave him a new jumpsuit.