An Amish family in Michigan had their horse and buggy jacked after stopping in at a Walmart. The family stopped to shop at a Walmart in Sturgis, Michigan. When they came out of the store, there was no trace of their buggy. A truck driver parked in the lot reported he had seen a woman jump into the buggy and take off with it. The horse and buggy were found unoccupied later in the evening around two miles away. The suspect, a 31-year-old local woman, was later found at a nearby motel and arrested for larceny of livestock.
* What’s worse, the catalytic converter was missing.
* She abandoned the buggy when the engine got hungry.
* Did the horse not leave a, you know, a trail to follow?
* It’s like a Grand Theft Auto mission from 1840.