A man involved in a hit-and-run in Flagler Beach, Florida, was hiding crystal meth between his buttcheeks after being pulled over by police. A woman named Clara Smith was actually driving at the time but her passenger, Andrew Croswell, claimed to be driving when the accident occurred. The 35-year-old said he did not stop because he didn’t think he had hit anyone. Deputies not only found methamphetamine in Smith’s purse, but Croswell admitted that he had crystal meth “between the cheeks,” and after —quote— “digging through his buttcrack,” the methamphetamine was recovered by the officers.
* …who just don’t get paid enough to do that.
* A couple of crack investigators.
* Worst. Man Purse. Ever.
* I’m no meth fiend, but I would say to that guy: you’re doing it wrong.
* It’s like Reese’s Cups: “Hey, you got meth in my crack.” “You got your crack on my meth!”