Every year, American University’s Kogod School of Business releases a list of vehicles built with the largest percentage of American-sourced parts. Last year, the manual Ford Mustang GT took the top spot with a total score of 88.5. But this year, it’s no longer even in the top 20, because Ford now uses a Mexican-sourced manual transmission. This year’s Most American Cars are both Fords, the Lincoln Corsair and the Corsair plug-in hybrid. Both earned a total score of 86, beating the second-place Tesla Model 3 Long Range’s score of 82.5.
TODAY IS ...
Anything special being celebrated or commemorated today? Find out here!
TODAY'S ALMANAC
Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music
TODAY'S TRIVIA
Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.
ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- GUY FIERI AND SAMMY HAGAR'S TEQUILA BATCH HIJACKED
Holy moly, Stromboli!
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- JASON KELCE AND STEVIE NICKS RECORD A CHRISTMAS DUET
It's not ho-ho-horrible.
- WHOOPI GOLDBERG LAUNCHES ALL-FEMALE SPORTS NETWORK
You go, girls.
- ARMIE HAMMER'S MOM GAVE HIM A VASECTOMY FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
I like the cut of her jib.
- BLAKE SHELTON & TAYLOR SHERIDAN PRODUCING SINGING COMPETITION SHOW
Contestants, pack your bags.
- WEB ADDRESS ON "WICKED" DOLL BOX IS PORN SITE
“Of course, some people do go both ways.” - The Scarecrow
- MISS PANAMA BOOTED FROM MISS UNIVERSE PAGEANT
And don't come back!
- THE TOP TEN SEXIEST BALD MEN
#1: Prince William, by a whisker.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- GRAMMY AWARD NOMINATIONS
a.k.a the "Let's Make Beyoncé Feel Better" awards.
U.S. NEWS
- THANKSGIVING: THE PILLOWCASE TURKEY
Stuff your bird... inside a pillowcase!
- HERTZ OFFICE EMPTY, CUSTOMERS GRAB KEYS AND TAKE WHATEVER CAR THEY WANT
The honor system.
- DRIVING RATS LIKE TO REV THE ENGINE
Next they'll be rolling coal.
- OARFISH, OMEN OF DOOM, WASHES UP ON CALIFORNIA BEACH
And it was thiiiiiiiiiss big, I swear.
- THIEVES STEAL CHURCH TOILET
Police have nothing to etc....
- KFC-SCENTED CANDLES
If there was ever an idea that needed to be snuffed.
- KUM & GO STORES REBRANDING
(snicker)
- THE POOPCOPTER
Doo-B-Gone.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- PLANE OVERRUN BY HAMSTERS
You only need two or three to run the plane.
- AUDIO: MOO DENG THE BABY HIPPO HAS A SONG
Oh joy.
- WHEN OCTOPUSES RULE THE WORLD
Oh, please. You're kraken me up.
- NORWEGIAN FISHERMEN CATCH AMERICAN NUCLEAR SUBMARINE
Bottom fishing.
- AUDIO: "GRANDMA" CHATBOT FIGHTS BACK AGAINST PHONE SCAMMERS
I would buy the album of this.
- SWEDISH MOOSE STOMPS BEEMERS
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti.
- CIGARETTE SMUGGLER FLOATS ACROSS RIVER DISGUISED AS A WATER PLANT
Smoke and mirrors.
THE BUZZ
- YOU CAN'T PROVE IT, BUT IT'S TRUE
No science allowed!
- STUDY: PARENTS WITH SONS HAVE FASTER COGNITIVE DECLINE
Have your estate planning done early.
- THE MOST COMPLICATED THINGS IN THE WORLD
Nothing is easy.
- CPR BY THE AVERAGE PERSON SAVES LIVES
What about the below-average person?
- DUMB HEADLINES
Read, discuss, have listeners vote for the dumbest one.
- WEIRD NAMES PARENTS GAVE THEIR KIDS LAST YEAR
They should be fined.
NEW MOVIES
- RED ONE
Starts Friday, November 15 in theaters.
- HERETIC
Starts Friday, November 8 in theaters.
- THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER
Starts Friday, November 8 in theaters.
- ELEVATION
Starts Friday, November 8 in theaters.
- JUROR NUMBER 2
Starts Friday, November 1 in theaters.
- ABSOLUTION
Starts Friday, November 1 in theaters.
- HERE
Starts Friday, November 1 in theaters.
- VENOM - THE LAST DANCE
Starts Friday, October 25 in theaters.
Click (don't right-click) on the title of any sound bite, and you'll go straight to a live mp3 player. Want to download the mp3? Right-click on the PLAYER to launch the "Save as" option.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, November 15,
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Stilts
This might be the only time Big Mike actually looked up to Big Al.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, November 8.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements.
- A & M AUTOLAND - Contest
Al and Mike won't play games with you like other car dealers. They'll play MORE.
- THE LIMP LINGUINI ENDLESS NOODLE
Sorry, only one to a customer.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, November 1.
- TRICK OR TROUT
The unexpected trick-or-treat!
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Ready-to-use pre-produced bumper donuts
- VAMPIRE FLEX TAPE
Don't leave the crypt without it!
- A & M AUTOLAND - Halloween Pumpkins
Al and Mike's new promotion isn't too bright - but the burning car is!
- SONG: IT'S ELECTION TIME
Halloween + Election = Comedy
- FIVE CHAMBERS OF HORROR - 2024
Pretty scary, eh, kids?
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, October 25.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
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