ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- GRAMMY AWARD NOMINATIONS
a.k.a the "Let's Make Beyoncé Feel Better" awards.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- JASON KELCE SLAMS FAN'S PHONE AFTER RUDE COMMENT
Hulk smash.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- OPRAH'S FAVORITE THINGS FOR 2024
The ball's in your court, Gwyneth Paltrow.
- SCENTED CANDLE SMELLS LIKE ODELL BECKHAM'S JOCKSTRAP
"Like bringing a piece of the locker room right into your living room."
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- TRAVIS KELCE CRITIQUES HIS OWN ACTING
Spot on.
- HIGHEST BOX OFFICE-EARNING ACTORS
Get me Samuel L. Jackson!
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- HALLMARK CHANNEL SUED FOR AGE DISCRIMINATION IN CASTING THEIR MOVIES
Yes, THIS will bring in the younger generation.
U.S. NEWS
- DISNEY CRUISE SHIP RESCUES SINKING BOATERS
Their ship came in.
- DEER BREAKS INTO 103-YEAR-OLD WOMAN'S APARTMENT
As for me and Grandpa, we believe.
- IHOP AND APPLEBEES MERGING RESTAURANTS
Ihopplebees.
- CAR THIEF LEADS CHASE IN REVERSE
Back atcha!
- AUDIO: VOICE OF "YOU'VE GOT MAIL" HAS DIED
Goodbye.
- CYCLIST HIT BY AMBULANCE, THEN CHARGED $1800 FOR RIDE
Business must have been slow.
- 40 LAB MONKEYS ESCAPE
But they're too busy singing to put anybody down.
- TRAPPED ASTRONAUTS LOOKING SICKLY
Her cheeks have cratered.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS INVENT SMART GARBAGE CANS
Smarter than high school boys.
- MAN DIES AFTER SITTING ON A BOX OF FIREWORKS
Jackass.
- AWFUL AUSTRALIAN OLYMPIC BREAK DANCER RETIRES
No Electric Boogaloo.
- AUDIO: SO YOU WANT TO MOVE TO CANADA
Can't imagine why.
- JAPANESE BOYS NEED TO KISS MORE
Not each other!
- AIRLINE PASSENGERS HEAR BANGING MID-FLIGHT
And not from the bathroom, either.
- LAKE COMO AIR IN A CAN
And try new Diet Air in a Can.
THE BUZZ
- I KNOW A GUY
Do you know a guy?
- THE WEIRDEST THING A HOUSE GUEST EVER DID
If you have people over, you're just asking for it.
- HOT TOYS FOR 2024
Minutes of fun for dollars of bills!
- DUMB HEADLINES
Three real, dumb headlines ripped from internet!
- AUDIO: A BIG RED FLAG
Danger Will Robinson.
- WASHINGTON, D.C. DRINKS THE MOST WINE
It's wine o'clock somewhere.
NEW MOVIES
- HERETIC
Starts Friday, November 8 in theaters.
- THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER
Starts Friday, November 8 in theaters.
- ELEVATION
Starts Friday, November 8 in theaters.
- JUROR NUMBER 2
Starts Friday, November 1 in theaters.
- ABSOLUTION
Starts Friday, November 1 in theaters.
- HERE
Starts Friday, November 1 in theaters.
- VENOM - THE LAST DANCE
Starts Friday, October 25 in theaters.
- CONCLAVE
Starts Friday, October 25 in theaters.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, November 8.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements.
- A & M AUTOLAND - Contest
Al and Mike won't play games with you like other car dealers. They'll play MORE.
- THE LIMP LINGUINI ENDLESS NOODLE
Sorry, only one to a customer.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, November 1.
- TRICK OR TROUT
The unexpected trick-or-treat!
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Ready-to-use pre-produced bumper donuts
- VAMPIRE FLEX TAPE
Don't leave the crypt without it!
- A & M AUTOLAND - Halloween Pumpkins
Al and Mike's new promotion isn't too bright - but the burning car is!
- SONG: IT'S ELECTION TIME
Halloween + Election = Comedy
- FIVE CHAMBERS OF HORROR - 2024
Pretty scary, eh, kids?
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, October 25.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A & M AUTOLAND - Free Inspection
Al and Mike try to hook you with their new offer.
- VAN BOUVIER FOR OFFICE - BROWNIES
A sure-fire way to bring them to the polls.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, October 18.