ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- SHOULD YOU SING ALONG WITH "WICKED"?
♪♫ Keeeep your biiig mouth shuuuuuut... ♫♪♪
- JAKE PAUL-MIKE TYSON FIGHT HAD 108 MILLION VIEWERS, CLAIMS NETFLIX
And 108 million technical complaints.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- GUY FIERI AND SAMMY HAGAR'S TEQUILA BATCH HIJACKED
Holy moly, Stromboli!
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- JASON KELCE AND STEVIE NICKS RECORD A CHRISTMAS DUET
It's not ho-ho-horrible.
- WHOOPI GOLDBERG LAUNCHES ALL-FEMALE SPORTS NETWORK
You go, girls.
- ARMIE HAMMER'S MOM GAVE HIM A VASECTOMY FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
I like the cut of her jib.
- BLAKE SHELTON & TAYLOR SHERIDAN PRODUCING SINGING COMPETITION SHOW
Contestants, pack your bags.
- WEB ADDRESS ON "WICKED" DOLL BOX IS PORN SITE
“Of course, some people do go both ways.” - The Scarecrow
- MISS PANAMA BOOTED FROM MISS UNIVERSE PAGEANT
And don't come back!
- THE TOP TEN SEXIEST BALD MEN
#1: Prince William, by a whisker.
U.S. NEWS
- UNIVERSITY OF IOWA FRATERNITY SUSPENDED FOR HAZING
Ah, yes, the covered-in-food fraternity.
- TARGET PUSHING "HOT SANTA" THIS YEAR
sssssSSSSmokin'!!!
- QUICK-THINKING CLERK THWARTS FAMILY DOLLAR ROBBERY
"I can't open the register unless you buy something."
- SHOPLIFTER IMPROVISES FLAME THROWER AS WEAPON
It's a cold case.
- THANKSGIVING: THE PILLOWCASE TURKEY
Stuff your bird... inside a pillowcase!
- HERTZ OFFICE EMPTY, CUSTOMERS GRAB KEYS AND TAKE WHATEVER CAR THEY WANT
The honor system.
- DRIVING RATS LIKE TO REV THE ENGINE
Next they'll be rolling coal.
- OARFISH, OMEN OF DOOM, WASHES UP ON CALIFORNIA BEACH
And it was thiiiiiiiiiss big, I swear.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- PLANE OVERRUN BY HAMSTERS
You only need two or three to run the plane.
- AUDIO: MOO DENG THE BABY HIPPO HAS A SONG
Oh joy.
- WHEN OCTOPUSES RULE THE WORLD
Oh, please. You're kraken me up.
- NORWEGIAN FISHERMEN CATCH AMERICAN NUCLEAR SUBMARINE
Bottom fishing.
- AUDIO: "GRANDMA" CHATBOT FIGHTS BACK AGAINST PHONE SCAMMERS
I would buy the album of this.
- SWEDISH MOOSE STOMPS BEEMERS
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti.
- CIGARETTE SMUGGLER FLOATS ACROSS RIVER DISGUISED AS A WATER PLANT
Smoke and mirrors.
THE BUZZ
- GUYS ARE IDIOTS: MISSED SIGNALS
My god, we are stupid.
- YOU CAN'T PROVE IT, BUT IT'S TRUE
No science allowed!
- STUDY: PARENTS WITH SONS HAVE FASTER COGNITIVE DECLINE
Have your estate planning done early.
- THE MOST COMPLICATED THINGS IN THE WORLD
Nothing is easy.
- CPR BY THE AVERAGE PERSON SAVES LIVES
What about the below-average person?
- DUMB HEADLINES
Read, discuss, have listeners vote for the dumbest one.
NEW MOVIES
- WICKED
Starts Friday, November 22 in theaters.
- GLADIATOR 2
Starts Friday, November 22 in theaters.
- ARMOR
Starts Friday, November 22 in theaters.
- RED ONE
Starts Friday, November 15 in theaters.
- HERETIC
Starts Friday, November 8 in theaters.
- THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER
Starts Friday, November 8 in theaters.
- ELEVATION
Starts Friday, November 8 in theaters.
- JUROR NUMBER 2
Starts Friday, November 1 in theaters.
- LAWN DOCTOR OZ
Gee, not sure why we're re-running this oldie today.
- A & M AUTOLAND - Jingle
The singers on Al's new jingle don't leave any room for Mike to talk. Which might be just as well.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, November 15,
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Stilts
This might be the only time Big Mike actually looked up to Big Al.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, November 8.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements.
- A & M AUTOLAND - Contest
Al and Mike won't play games with you like other car dealers. They'll play MORE.
- THE LIMP LINGUINI ENDLESS NOODLE
Sorry, only one to a customer.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, November 1.
- TRICK OR TROUT
The unexpected trick-or-treat!
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Ready-to-use pre-produced bumper donuts
- VAMPIRE FLEX TAPE
Don't leave the crypt without it!
- A & M AUTOLAND - Halloween Pumpkins
Al and Mike's new promotion isn't too bright - but the burning car is!
- SONG: IT'S ELECTION TIME
Halloween + Election = Comedy
- FIVE CHAMBERS OF HORROR - 2024
Pretty scary, eh, kids?