President Joe Biden is scheduled to appear on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” Wednesday. The visit would be Biden’s first in-studio appearance on a late-night show since taking office in January 2021. Kimmel made the announcement Sunday in a tweet, writing: “Our very elected President @JoeBiden visits @JimmyKimmelLive Wednesday night. No malarkey.” Biden last came on Kimmel’s show in 2019 when he was fighting for the Democratic nomination. His appearance comes the night before the Special Committee to Investigate January 6 hearings, which begin on Thursday evening.
TODAY IS ...
Anything special being celebrated or commemorated today? Find out here!
TODAY'S ALMANAC
Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music
TODAY'S TRIVIA
Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.
ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- AUDIO: TRAVIS KELCE'S ACTING LEAVES SOMETHING TO BE DESIRED
Unsportsmanlike acting.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- PINK FLOYD SELLS CATALOGUE TO SONY FOR $400 MILLION
That was "Run Like Hell," sponsored by Nike.
- MAN PAYS $4,000 TO SMASH TAYLOR SWIFT GUITAR AT AUCTION
Daddy, no!
- JIMMY CARTER'S 100TH BIRTHDAY
Little known facts about the former president.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- PEOPLES CHOICE COUNTRY AWARD WINNERS
The peoples have spoken, with a twang.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- BRIDGERTON BALL A BUST
Kit Kat bars and a stripper.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- THIS SURELY WILL BRING PEOPLE BACK TO THE MOVIE THEATERS
Yes, it will. And don't call me Shirley.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
U.S. NEWS
- FLORIDA MAN LEADS COPS ON SLOW SPEED CHASE
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- THE PASADENA PEE PEE BANDIT
Wee will rock you.
- TOILET PAPER: HERE WE GO AGAIN
Great Scott!
- GUY PUTS PLAID SHIRT ON PASSENGER SEAT IN THE HOV LANE
A clever plan.
- AUDIO: FRAUDULENT SKYDIVING INSTRUCTOR SENTENCED TO PRISON
Well, shoot.
- NORTHEAST TREASURE HUNT IS OVER
"The what now?" - American public
- LOUISIANA GOVERNOR WANTS LIVE TIGER BACK AT FOOTBALL GAMES
Hold that tiger.
- BEAR KILLS BEAR ON FAT BEAR CAMERA
Oh, pooh.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- ESCAPED GOAT RUNS HALF-MARATHON
What a butt head.
- SNAKE ON AN UZBEKI PLANE
Samolyotdagi ilonlar.
- 81-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WILL NOT BE MISS UNIVERSE THIS YEAR
Grandma, no!
- MAN SUES MOM FOR THROWING OUT HIS COMIC BOOKS
"He's a manbaby." - not Austin Powers
- JAPAN IS HAVING A RICE SHORTAGE
Makaroni to chīzu.
- TRIMMING TREES WITH DYNAMITE
Aspen blastin'.
- FINLAND ZOO RETURNS DEFECTIVE CHINESE PANDAS
Send them home via Panda Express.
THE BUZZ
- WHAT JOBS ARE DATING TURN-OFFS?
Oh, sure, blame the job.
- DUMB HEADLINES
Which of these is the dumbest? Have your listeners vote.
- NAMES TEACHERS WOULD NOT NAME THEIR OWN CHILDREN
What's in a name? Teachers know.
- ALL ABOUT CANDY CORN
Don't worry, there's not a whole lot to it.
- PARENTING SURVEY
Age 8 is the most difficult age to parent?
- LIFE'S SMALL IRRITATIONS
There's a lot of deep-seated anger out there.
NEW MOVIES
- MONSTER SUMMER
Starts Friday, October 4 in theaters.
- JOKER 2: FOLIE A DEUX
Starts Friday, October 4 in theaters.
- WHITE BIRD
Starts Friday, October 4 in theaters.
- MEGALOPOLIS
Stars Friday, September 30 in theaters.
- LEE
Starts Friday, September 30 in theaters.
- THE WILD ROBOT
Starts Friday, September 30 in theaters.
- TRANSFORMERS ONE
Starts Friday, September 20 in theaters.
- NEVER LET GO
Starts Friday, September 20 in theaters.
Click (don't right-click) on the title of any sound bite, and you'll go straight to a live mp3 player. Want to download the mp3? Right-click on the PLAYER to launch the "Save as" option.
- LESTER FEEKLE FOR CORONER
The candidate for every body.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, October 4.
- HUBERT VAN BOUVIER FOR OFFICE - GO NEGATIVE
Hubert takes a stand... in the gutter.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced, ready-to-use bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Subliminal Ad
Al and Mike try communicating below the threshold of actual thoughts, which is how their brains work anyway.
- SONG: LET'S GET POLITICAL
An intro for your political stories.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, September 27.
- SCRUDENAU FARMS POPCORN MAZE
Bring melted butter.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A & M AUTOLAND - Free Dinners
With their latest promotion, Al and Mike have bitten off more than they can chew.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, September 20.
- OKTOBERFEST - THE WAKING SONG
Wake! Wake! The weekend is here!
- SONG - OKTOBERFEST IS HERE
To kick off Oktoberfest.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced, ready-to-use bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Stock Numbers
At A & M, you'll almost always get a wrong number.
- HUBERT VAN BOUVIER FOR OFFICE - GREEN
The wacko candidate goes eco.
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