Premiering Monday through Wednesday
The peoples have spoken, with a twang.
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
Kit Kat bars and a stripper.
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
Yes, it will. And don't call me Shirley.
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
Police are looking closely into it.
The price is wrong.
Our next foreman needs no introduction.
Beat the rap.
Time for them to fly.
It came out with a good head on it.
This is just sad.
Our long national nightmare is over, eventually.
Why, I oughta...
The enemy is among us.
♪♪ Hi-ho, Hi-ho / You didn't pay the dough... ♫♪
Huzzah.
Oh, look - Boots brought us a present!
"He's a manbaby." - not Austin Powers
Makaroni to chīzu.
Aspen blastin'.
Send them home via Panda Express.
No Brado Pitto.
No, not John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt.
You should have had the lasagna.
Not even close.
Don't judge me.
I can't come in to work today because dog.
We were all so dumb once.
Cut it out or I am stopping this car!
Read 'em, have listeners vote for the dumbest.
Stars Friday, September 30 in theaters.
Starts Friday, September 30 in theaters.
Starts Friday, September 30 in theaters.
Starts Friday, September 20 in theaters.
Starts Friday, September 20 in theaters.
Starts Friday, September 13 in theaters.
Starts Friday, September 13 in theaters.
Starts Friday, September 6 in theaters.
An intro for your political stories.
For Friday, September 27.
Bring melted butter.
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
With their latest promotion, Al and Mike have bitten off more than they can chew.
For Friday, September 20.
Wake! Wake! The weekend is here!
To kick off Oktoberfest.
Pre-produced, ready-to-use bumper donuts
At A & M, you'll almost always get a wrong number.
The wacko candidate goes eco.
A good bad political ad never goes out of style.
For Friday, September 13.
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
Big Al gets an offer he can't refuse.
He sees all!