A Brown Deer, Wisconsin, woman called police on Sunday after she got into an argument with her husband when he brought home the “wrong type of chicken.” The 40-year-old woman told police she was fighting with her 37-year-old husband. The man later agreed to go stay with his father for the night. It’s unclear what part of the chicken the woman needed, what dish she was cooking or what piece of meat the man ultimately bought.
* It’s going to be awhile before that husband gets bone-in again.
* In the meantime, he’s just gonna have to pullet.
* When the woman saw the incorrect chicken, she balked. “BALK! BALK-BALK-BALK!”
* Dumb clucks.
* If only there was some sort of wireless device you could take to the store with you, and send a picture to someone back at home to make sure you’re buying the right thing.