A Mobile, Alabama, woman bought a pair of $3 vampire fangs as a finishing touch to her zombie Halloween costume (* Well, there’s your first problem right there.) but she ended up at the dentist after the fake fangs wouldn’t detach from her actual teeth. Anna Tew, of Mobile County, claims she used the temporary glue that came with the fake teeth. She had to find an emergency dentist who saw her on Saturday who told her that the natural shape of teeth and gums can sometimes cause a product to get stuck. The dentist said he couldn’t numb her mouth because they were scared they would pull her real teeth out. So, she says, “He went in and picked and pulled and I squealed like a baby and they got them out.”
* “Temporary” glue. Good one!
* Fang glue? You’re welcome.
* Should have gone with wax lips.
* A zombie vampire. Now there’s a woman who does her research.
* They eat brains, but only for the blood?
* She’s still trying to remove the Frankenstein bolts from her neck.