Halloween edition! Here are two movies mashed together. Have listeners guess the actors and the films.
ANSWER: Bette Midler in “Hocus Pocus” and Michael Keaton in “Beetlejuice”
TODAY IS ...
Anything special being celebrated or commemorated today? Find out here!
TODAY'S ALMANAC
Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music
TODAY'S TRIVIA
Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.
ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- MAN PAYS $4,000 TO SMASH TAYLOR SWIFT GUITAR AT AUCTION
Daddy, no!
- JIMMY CARTER'S 100TH BIRTHDAY
Little known facts about the former president.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- PEOPLES CHOICE COUNTRY AWARD WINNERS
The peoples have spoken, with a twang.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- BRIDGERTON BALL A BUST
Kit Kat bars and a stripper.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- THIS SURELY WILL BRING PEOPLE BACK TO THE MOVIE THEATERS
Yes, it will. And don't call me Shirley.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- SEXY BIKINI PICS OF CELEBS MISSING FROM SPORTS ILLUSTRATED
Police are looking closely into it.
- MR. BEAST REALITY GAME SHOW SUED BEFORE IT GETS ON THE AIR
The price is wrong.
- DAVID LETTERMAN CALLED, PASSED OVER FOR JURY DUTY
Our next foreman needs no introduction.
U.S. NEWS
- LOUISIANA GOVERNOR WANTS LIVE TIGER BACK AT FOOTBALL GAMES
Hold that tiger.
- BEAR KILLS BEAR ON FAT BEAR CAMERA
Oh, pooh.
- SUSPECT'S CAR STOLEN DURING DUI STOP
"Sir, how many cars do you see?" "None."
- CHICAGO CUBS PLAYER TOSSES BEER MONEY TO FANS IN THE STANDS
Beer on tap, thanks to Happ.
- COUPLE NAMES BABY AFTER BREWERY WHERE HE WAS BORN
It came out with a good head on it.
- POLITICAL CANDIDATE BORROWS WIFE, KIDS FOR CAMPAIGN AD
This is just sad.
- NASA SENDS SHIP TO RESCUE STRANDED ASTRONAUTS
Our long national nightmare is over, eventually.
- SLAP FIGHTING LEADS TO BRAIN DAMAGE
Why, I oughta...
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- SNAKE ON AN UZBEKI PLANE
Samolyotdagi ilonlar.
- 81-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WILL NOT BE MISS UNIVERSE THIS YEAR
Grandma, no!
- MAN SUES MOM FOR THROWING OUT HIS COMIC BOOKS
"He's a manbaby." - not Austin Powers
- JAPAN IS HAVING A RICE SHORTAGE
Makaroni to chīzu.
- TRIMMING TREES WITH DYNAMITE
Aspen blastin'.
- FINLAND ZOO RETURNS DEFECTIVE CHINESE PANDAS
Send them home via Panda Express.
- TWO SPANISH WOMEN LOSE $362,000 IN FAKE BRAD PITT SCAM
No Brado Pitto.
THE BUZZ
- ALL ABOUT CANDY CORN
Don't worry, there's not a whole lot to it.
- PARENTING SURVEY
Age 8 is the most difficult age to parent?
- LIFE'S SMALL IRRITATIONS
There's a lot of deep-seated anger out there.
- THE BEST AMERICAN FOOD
Not even close.
- WHAT YOUR COCKTAIL SAYS ABOUT YOU, ACCORDING TO BARTENDERS
Don't judge me.
- PET SURVEY - CANCELING PLANS TO STAY HOME WITH YOUR PET
I can't come in to work today because dog.
NEW MOVIES
- JOKER 2: FOLIE A DEUX
Starts Friday, October 4 in theaters.
- WHITE BIRD
Starts Friday, October 4 in theaters.
- MEGALOPOLIS
Stars Friday, September 30 in theaters.
- LEE
Starts Friday, September 30 in theaters.
- THE WILD ROBOT
Starts Friday, September 30 in theaters.
- TRANSFORMERS ONE
Starts Friday, September 20 in theaters.
- NEVER LET GO
Starts Friday, September 20 in theaters.
- SPEAK NO EVIL
Starts Friday, September 13 in theaters.
Click (don't right-click) on the title of any sound bite, and you'll go straight to a live mp3 player. Want to download the mp3? Right-click on the PLAYER to launch the "Save as" option.
- A & M AUTOLAND - Subliminal Ad
Al and Mike try communicating below the threshold of actual thoughts, which is how their brains work anyway.
- SONG: LET'S GET POLITICAL
An intro for your political stories.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, September 27.
- SCRUDENAU FARMS POPCORN MAZE
Bring melted butter.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A & M AUTOLAND - Free Dinners
With their latest promotion, Al and Mike have bitten off more than they can chew.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, September 20.
- OKTOBERFEST - THE WAKING SONG
Wake! Wake! The weekend is here!
- SONG - OKTOBERFEST IS HERE
To kick off Oktoberfest.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced, ready-to-use bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Stock Numbers
At A & M, you'll almost always get a wrong number.
- HUBERT VAN BOUVIER FOR OFFICE - GREEN
The wacko candidate goes eco.
- BAD ACTORS AMENDMENT
A good bad political ad never goes out of style.
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, September 13.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A & M AUTOLAND - No Reasonable Offer
Big Al gets an offer he can't refuse.
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