A man is facing a felony charge after allegedly phoning in a bomb threat to the Muskogee, Oklahoma, Police Department from a pay phone in the station’s lobby. Michael Prince Myers, 22, called 911 at 3:30 AM last Tuesday to report that he “placed a bomb at the police station.” Investigators quickly determined that the call was coming from inside the precinct house and arrested Myers for making a telephone bomb threat. He also told police he was a terrorist and “wanted to turn himself in.”
* He’s a terrible terrorist.
* As terrorists go, he’s not da bomb.
* Although he did get the “turn himself in” part right.
* That’s one Okie from Muskogee in the pokey.