Who can say how they manage to find the time from all the governing they’re doing, but the Trump Administration has come up with something called the Big League Box. It’s called “Big League” because they don’t want you thinking President Trump ever used the word “bigly” in a debate. The Big League Box is a subscription service like Birchbox or Loot Crate, but instead of beauty products the President will send subscribers “a handpicked bundle of exclusive and vintage OFFICIAL Donald J. Trump merchandise delivered to your door.” The word “vintage”, of course, implies a bunch of unsold Trump merchandise from the campaign. The Big League Box can be yours for the low, low subscription price of only $69 a month.
* Who thought this up? A Nigerian prince trying to get out of the country?
* Maybe this is how he’s going to pay for the border wall.
* First month’s gift: Trump Steaks.
* Second month’s gift: Trump University yearbooks.
* Finally, no more searching through thrift stores for those awful prank birthday gifts.
* Want to go even bigger? A subscription to the Clinton Foundation Box is only $750,000 a month.