Hawthorne’s Pizza in Charlotte, North Carolina, is selling a pizza that some say will induce labor. In one recent week, five expectant mothers said they went into labor after eating the buffalo wing pizza. One new mother from Gastonia said she heard about the pizza on Facebook and went to eat there. Her son was born soon afterward. (* Proof positive!) Hawthorne’s says they will start describing the pizza as “The Inducer” on their menus.
* “Pizza so good, babies can’t wait to pop out so they can have a slice!”
* Do they deliver? Apparently.
* “Did you spill your soda, or did your water just break?”
* Did any of these women have a Little Cesarean?
* And for constipation, try their Crazy Bread.
* Ladies, maybe if you’d laid off the sausage topping nine months ago, you wouldn’t have this problem.
* Uh oh. According to the new Trump healthcare plan this counts as prenatal care.
* I love it when a story is based on rock-solid science.
* With my luck the Inducer would just induce me to put on a couple of pounds.
* So really the baby is saying, “Get me out of here. I can’t take this diet anymore.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Mothers, did you do anything unusual to try and induce labor?