NBC – “Great News” – We’ll be the judge of that.
PBS – “Victorian Slum House” – it could have been worse. It could have been a frat house.
CNN – “Anderson Cooper 360” – Careful, Anderson. Rachel Maddow is currently hating Trump better than you.
CBS – “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” – Now live from Guantanamo.
DISCOVERY – “Deadliest Catch” – You see one 40-foot wave, you’ve seen them all.
FOX NEWS – “Tucker Carlson” – He looks like the guy who would bring Bill O’Reilly’s car around for him.
HISTORY – “Forged in Fire” – You don’t want to see the director’s cut of this.