Oreo’s now come in a new limited edition “Firework” version. The new Firework Oreos, in stores now, feature rainbow-colored specks in the frosting, but those specks are actually Pop Rocks, and explode on your tongue.
* Dunk them in milk, you’ll have glass all over the kitchen – pow!
* They explode on your tongue? You mean like those vaporizer pens?
* Rainbow-colored specks? Well, at least they give you the ingredients.
* Rainbow-colored specks … and believe me: that’s all the information you’ll want to know about them.
* I bet there’s chemicals in this product that God doesn’t know about it.
* “Firework Oreos”, or as the R&D department of Nabisco code-named them: “Mommy, Buy These NOW!”
* But why bring them out now – two months before the 4th of July?