A group of guys from the Twin Cities in Minnesota rented an RV to drive down to the Kentucky Derby for one of their group’s bachelor party. They pulled into the town of Winona to pick up some of the group when one of the guys opened a front compartment on the RV, and suddenly there was an odd odor. When the door on the other side near the front was opened, that’s when they found a dead body. The groom-to-be described it as a man who “didn’t look fresh. Let’s put it that way.” The group quickly called police. John Kirk, one of the passengers, said the RV’s owner had cautioned that the two compartments near the front “do not work and should not be opened.”
* Which isn’t suspicious at all.
* On the other hand… Best Bachelor Party Story Ever.
* A bunch of guys in an RV for a bachelor party. And they noticed an odd smell?
* Maybe he was left over from last year’s Kentucky Derby road trip.
* Better at the bachelor party than in the honeymoon suite.
* Of course he didn’t look fresh, you idiot. He was dead.
* Oh, I see…you mean he was really dead for a long time.
* Oh well, swing him by the coroner’s office and get back out on the highway.