ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- AUDIO: CATNADO!
"When the fur flies it will be a meow-ssacre!" - synopsis
- AUDIO: COUNTRY STAR INGRID ANDRESS WAS DRUNK WHILE MASSACRING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
Prepare your ears.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- KIDS' CHOICE AWARDS WINNERS
The usual suspects.
- DR. RUTH HAS DIED
Naughty, bawdy... lawdy!!!
- RICHARD DREYFUS HEADS TO EMERGENCY SURGERY AT SHARK CON
Mary Ellen Moffat broke his heart.
- MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY THINKING ABOUT POLITICS
Again.
- HALLMARK+ STREAMING IS COMING
When you care enough to watch the very bland.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- ELLEN DEGENERES LEAVING SHOW BIZ AFTER COMEDY TOUR
Don't come a-knockin'.
- STEVE PERRY IMPOSTER SCAMS 75-YEAR-OLD FAN
Lovin', Touchin', Scammin'.
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
U.S. NEWS
- UPSCALE RESTAURANTS NOW SERVING EXPENSIVE POPSICLES
I scream.
- BEEF BANDITS OF PHILADELPHIA!
Hang on to your hamburgers!
- WOMEN ACCUSED OF STEALING BEEF FROM ARBY'S
Where's the beef? No, really, where is it?
- FREE ICE CREAM FOR KIDS WHO CAN RECITE THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE
And to the Republic for Richard Stans.
- SAN FRANCISCO NUDISTS RESCUE TOURIST FROM MAN WITH BLOWTORCH
Naked City, the reboot.
- WOMEN KILLED RICH MAN, CUT OFF HIS THUMB TO ACCESS ACCOUNTS
Where is Thumbkin?
- CASINO MUST GIVE AWAY MONEY
It's all a Mirage.
- CONTESTANT ACCUSED OF CHEATING IN NATHAN'S HOT DOG EATING CONTEST
Nathan's Infamous.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- MAN ARRESTED FOR THROWING DORITOS AT BIKE RIDERS
Snack smacked.
- ARTIST WINS PRIZE FOR USED WASHCLOTH
Genius.
- AUSTRALIAN FOOTBALL GAME INTERRUPTED BY EMUS
As happens down there.
- TESLA'S GERMAN PLANT IS MISSING 65,000 COFFEE MUGS
Yes, the coffee mugs. That's the problem with the Teslas.
- WOMAN SWEPT OUT TO SEA, RESCUED 36 HOURS LATER
We all float out here.
- SINGAPORE ALLOWS 16 INSECT SPECIES AS HUMAN FOOD
Oh, waiter, how fresh are you Lesser Wax Moths today?
- JAPAN: YOU MUST LAUGH DAILY
Konichi-wah?
THE BUZZ
- GETTING ATTENTION
Hey! HEY!!
- WHEN SOMEONE KNOCKS ON THE BATHROOM DOOR
You gonna be awhile?
- WHEN DID YOU MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE?
Hyvästi, ja kiitos kaikesta sillistä.
- THE FIRST THING YOU BOUGHT WITH EARNED MONEY
That's the best money.
- THE FOUR MOST COMMON VACATION FIGHTS
Only four?
- DATING TIPS: SWIPING LEFT
What not to do.
NEW MOVIES
- TWISTERS
Starts Friday, July 19 in theaters.
- CLAWFOOT
Starts Friday, July 19 in theaters.
- FLY ME TO THE MOON
Starts Friday, July 12 in theaters.
- LONGLEGS
Starts Friday, July 12 in theaters.
- A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE
Starts Friday, June 28 in theaters.
- HORIZON: AN AMERICAN SAGA
Starts Friday, June 28 in theaters.
- DADDIO
Starrts Friday, June 28 in theaters.
- THE BIKERIDERS
Starts Friday, June 21.
- A & M AUTOLAND - Minutes From Anywhere
You're only minutes from A&M. Just don't ask how many.
- THE RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL
Our 12th straight year. Oh, god...
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, July 12.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Christmas In July
'Tis the season to be stupid.
- LAWN CHIROPRACTOR
How to get a crackin' good lawn.
- A & M AUTOLAND - 4th of July
Big Mike wishes he could declare independence - from Big Al.
- SCHNORRMAN'S MARKET- 4TH OF JULY
Make your own fireworks!
- NEWSSTAND FIREWORKS 2024
The most explosive stories of our time!
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, June 28.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A & M AUTOLAND - The Bed Bunker
If at first you don't succeed - selling cars - try selling something else.
- LAWN LOOGIE
Makes your lawn look like a baseball field!
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, June 21.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Lemons
A & M Autoland has more lemons than ever before!