A Texas businessman used an app to find his iPhone that had fallen out of an airplane from about 9,300 feet during a flight from Houston. Ben Wilson and a pilot were traveling home Monday in a Beechcraft Bonanza when a pressure change caused the passenger door to open slightly. Wilson didn’t realize his cellphone fell out until after landing in Wichita Falls. Wilson and an employee used an app to narrow the search to near Jacksboro, more than 50 miles away. The pair set on their search Tuesday, and ended up in a rural pasture. They found the cellphone under a mesquite tree. It still worked.
* It was right there under the mesquite tree. Next to to the plane’s steward.
* He turned it on and Siri said, “What the hell, Ben?”
* Wow, you can’t destroy this phone. Tom Brady would hate it.
* You know the scary thing? The pressure change that blew the door open came from a fart.
* I’m just trying to read the level of the room here.
* The phone ended up in a rural pasture? As opposed to those pastures downtown?