According to the latest customer satisfaction survey from the American Customer Satisfaction Index, Chick-fil-A was voted as the country’s favorite fast food establishment. The rankings:
1) Chick-fil-A — 86
2) Chipotle Mexican Grill — 83
3) All Others — 81
4) Panera Bread — 80
5) Papa John’s — 78
5) Pizza Hut — 78
5) Dunkin’ Donuts — 78
8) Subway — 77
9) Domino’s — 75
10) Little Caesars — 74
10) Starbucks — 74
10) Arby’s — 74
13) Wendy’s — 73
13) KFC — 73
15) Burger King — 72
15) Taco Bell — 72
15) Jack in the Box — 72
18) McDonald’s — 67
* Wendy’s is #13? How could you do that to that cute little red-headed girl?
* Now she’s locked herself in her room with her kitten.
* “It’s not my fault if you don’t like our stupid square patties!”
* McDonald’s is last? Yikes! That new CEO better get his resume together.
* What do you suppose “All Others” serves?
* Isn’t that cheating? You have to compete against a group?
* It’s like saying Candidate X is 20 points behind the bottom ten candidates combined.
* One takeaway from the list: we sure have a lot of restaurant chains.
* Wait, if we’re eating this much, then why is everyone in such great shape? That was sarcasm.
* Unfortunately, it’s also the AMA’s favorite list for new business.