Here are two movies spliced together. Have your listeners guess the actors and the films.
ANSWER: MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY IN “A TIME TO KILL” AND WOODY ALLEN IN “BANANAS”.
TODAY IS ...
Anything special being celebrated or commemorated today? Find out here!
TODAY'S ALMANAC
Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music
TODAY'S TRIVIA
Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.
ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- JAMIE FOXX FINALLY REVEALS CAUSE OF LONG ILLNESS: ADVIL
But he still ain't talkin'.
- AUDIO: ELMO SAYS "NO FIREWORKS!"
Elmo says, "Go blow somewhere else, bub."
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- BURT "ROBIN" WARD GETS LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR DOG RESCUES
na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Petman!
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- RULES OF THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
Play nice!
- MORGAN WALLEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH PANTIES
Tom Jones would be proud.
- KANSAS CITY CHIEFS TO TAKE ON THE HALLMARK CHANNEL
But the viewers are the real losers here.
- UPCOMING HORROR FILM: DERANGED SQUIRRELS
Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my--- aghhh, my hoof!!!!
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- ALEX TREBEK GETS POSTAGE STAMP
What is "This is getting ridiculous?"
- THE KELCE BROTHERS COMPLAIN ABOUT COUNTRY MUSIC
Have they tried Glitchop?
U.S. NEWS
- FLORIDA WOMAN ARRESTED OVER CUDDLE KERFLUFFLE
Hugger mugger.
- MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL FUN: TOILET ROW
Go team go!
- RUNAWAY SUV & TRAILER HIT CARS, HOUSE
Oh, the humanity.
- PUT YOUR ASHES UNDER UNIV. OF NEBRASKA FOOTBALL FIELD
The Nebraska Corn-hearse-kers.
- GOLFER MAKES BACK-TO-BACK HOLES IN ONE
Fore? No, two.
- SCORPION INVASION IN TEXAS
They will rock you like a hurricane.
- WOMEN ARRESTED FOR STEALING BATS
Three up, three down.
- FIREFIGHTERS BURN DOWN HOUSE FULL OF FIREWORKS
It's the safest way. The coolest, too.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- CHINESE WOMAN USED HAND GRENADE AS A HAMMER FOR YEARS
Time to put the hammer down.
- MALDIVES MINISTER ARRESTED FOR USING BLACK MAGIC ON THE PRIME MINISTER
Got a black magic woman.
- AUDIO: ANOTHER SEVERE TURBULENCE INCIDENT ON BOEING DREAMLINER
"While you're up there, can you get my glasses out of my suitcase?""
- CHINESE SHEEP BUTT TOUCHING EASES STRESS
I blame goat yoga.
- JAPANESE OLYMPIANS TO WEAR NON-VOYEURISTIC UNIFORMS
Infrared porn perverts.
- INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION TO BE CRASHED INTO THE SEA
Heads up, Fiji!
- DENMARK TO TAX COW FARTS
Han, der lugtede det, klarede det.
THE BUZZ
- FUNNY FIREWORK NAMES
Plus bonus story: Marijuana-themed fireworks!
- WHAT DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY AGREE ON
Well, we all like food. That's a start.
- THINGS AMERICA DOES RIGHT, ACCORDING TO FOREIGNERS
USA! USA!
- A LIFETIME SUPPLY!
We've got a winner!
- MY SHORTEST DATE
Funny date stories.
- SURVEY: WATCHING YOUR PARTNER CLEAN IS A TURN-ON
Time to come clean.
NEW MOVIES
- A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE
Starts Friday, June 28 in theaters.
- HORIZON: AN AMERICAN SAGA
Starts Friday, June 28 in theaters.
- DADDIO
Starrts Friday, June 28 in theaters.
- THE BIKERIDERS
Starts Friday, June 21.
- THELMA
Starts Friday, June 21 in theaters.
- THE EXORCISM
Starts Friday, June 21 in theaters.
- INSIDE OUT 2
Starts Friday, June 14 in theaters.
- BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE
Starts Friday, June 7 in theaters.
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- A & M AUTOLAND - 4th of July
Big Mike wishes he could declare independence - from Big Al.
- SCHNORRMAN'S MARKET- 4TH OF JULY
Make your own fireworks!
- NEWSSTAND FIREWORKS 2024
The most explosive stories of our time!
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, June 28.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A & M AUTOLAND - The Bed Bunker
If at first you don't succeed - selling cars - try selling something else.
- LAWN LOOGIE
Makes your lawn look like a baseball field!
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, June 21.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Lemons
A & M Autoland has more lemons than ever before!
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, June 14
- FATHER'S DAY - A.I. STEAK SAUCE
The tasteful Father's Day gift.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A & M AUTOLAND - Service Computer
A & M's service department becomes fully computerized. Briefly.
- DELAWARE TOURIST COUNCIL
C'mon, what'll it take? An hour?
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, June 7.
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