Here are two movies, spliced together. Have your listeners guess the actors and the films.
ANSWER: WILL FERRELL IN “ANCHORMAN 2” AND JENNIFER LAWRENCE IN “THE HUNGER GAMES”
TODAY IS ...
Anything special being celebrated or commemorated today? Find out here!
TODAY'S ALMANAC
Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music
TODAY'S TRIVIA
Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.
ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- JAMIE FOXX FINALLY REVEALS CAUSE OF LONG ILLNESS: ADVIL
But he still ain't talkin'.
- AUDIO: ELMO SAYS "NO FIREWORKS!"
Elmo says, "Go blow somewhere else, bub."
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
- BURT "ROBIN" WARD GETS LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR DOG RESCUES
na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Petman!
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
- RULES OF THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
Play nice!
- MORGAN WALLEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH PANTIES
Tom Jones would be proud.
- KANSAS CITY CHIEFS TO TAKE ON THE HALLMARK CHANNEL
But the viewers are the real losers here.
- UPCOMING HORROR FILM: DERANGED SQUIRRELS
Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my--- aghhh, my hoof!!!!
- WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
U.S. NEWS
- SIX FLAGS, CEDAR FAIR PARKS MERGE
Are you not amused?
- FLORIDA BANK ROBBER ASKS FOR A PENNY
Senseless.
- NEW WINNER AT NATHAN'S HOT DOG EATING CONTEST
'Winner' is such a relative term.
- UNIVERSITY EMPLOYEE PAID FOR TWO YEARS, NEVER SHOWED UP FOR WORK
And his bosses covered up for him.
- FLORIDA WOMAN ARRESTED OVER CUDDLE KERFLUFFLE
Hugger mugger.
- MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL FUN: TOILET ROW
Go team go!
- RUNAWAY SUV & TRAILER HIT CARS, HOUSE
Oh, the humanity.
- PUT YOUR ASHES UNDER UNIV. OF NEBRASKA FOOTBALL FIELD
The Nebraska Corn-hearse-kers.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
- FRENCH CYCLIST FINED FOR MAKING L'AMOUR DURING RIDE
Allez-oops!
- CUT OUT THE BACON, SAVE LIVES
Thank you for caring, Scotland.
- THE ACTUAL COST OF A DESIGNER PURSE
The answer will shock you! OK, it's $57.
- AUSTRALIA TO DUMP FROZEN SPERM
Prepare for some hard yakka.
- CHINESE WOMAN USED HAND GRENADE AS A HAMMER FOR YEARS
Time to put the hammer down.
- MALDIVES MINISTER ARRESTED FOR USING BLACK MAGIC ON THE PRIME MINISTER
Got a black magic woman.
- AUDIO: ANOTHER SEVERE TURBULENCE INCIDENT ON BOEING DREAMLINER
"While you're up there, can you get my glasses out of my suitcase?""
THE BUZZ
- HIDDEN FEATURES ON EVERYDAY ITEMS
Who knew?
- FUNNY FIREWORK NAMES
Plus bonus story: Marijuana-themed fireworks!
- WHAT DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY AGREE ON
Well, we all like food. That's a start.
- THINGS AMERICA DOES RIGHT, ACCORDING TO FOREIGNERS
USA! USA!
- A LIFETIME SUPPLY!
We've got a winner!
- MY SHORTEST DATE
Funny date stories.
NEW MOVIES
- A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE
Starts Friday, June 28 in theaters.
- HORIZON: AN AMERICAN SAGA
Starts Friday, June 28 in theaters.
- DADDIO
Starrts Friday, June 28 in theaters.
- THE BIKERIDERS
Starts Friday, June 21.
- THELMA
Starts Friday, June 21 in theaters.
- THE EXORCISM
Starts Friday, June 21 in theaters.
- INSIDE OUT 2
Starts Friday, June 14 in theaters.
- BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE
Starts Friday, June 7 in theaters.
Click (don't right-click) on the title of any sound bite, and you'll go straight to a live mp3 player. Want to download the mp3? Right-click on the PLAYER to launch the "Save as" option.
- LAWN CHIROPRACTOR
How to get a crackin' good lawn.
- A & M AUTOLAND - 4th of July
Big Mike wishes he could declare independence - from Big Al.
- SCHNORRMAN'S MARKET- 4TH OF JULY
Make your own fireworks!
- NEWSSTAND FIREWORKS 2024
The most explosive stories of our time!
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, June 28.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A & M AUTOLAND - The Bed Bunker
If at first you don't succeed - selling cars - try selling something else.
- LAWN LOOGIE
Makes your lawn look like a baseball field!
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, June 21.
- PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use bumper donuts
- A & M AUTOLAND - Lemons
A & M Autoland has more lemons than ever before!
- THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, June 14
- FATHER'S DAY - A.I. STEAK SAUCE
The tasteful Father's Day gift.
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
- A & M AUTOLAND - Service Computer
A & M's service department becomes fully computerized. Briefly.
- DELAWARE TOURIST COUNCIL
C'mon, what'll it take? An hour?
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