1. OK, boys, shower up! And I better hear some towels snapping!
2. Back from the bathroom. Was there a lull? What happened? What are we doing?
3. I can’t tell where your back ends and your butt begins. Oh, there it is. I was just too high.
4. Sorry – forget this happened. Continue with your awkward close-quarters gyrating.
5. Is that women’s underwear? My mom can’t afford to buy me clothes.
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Petman!
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
Play nice!
Tom Jones would be proud.
But the viewers are the real losers here.
Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my--- aghhh, my hoof!!!!
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
What is "This is getting ridiculous?"
Have they tried Glitchop?
If I only had the loot.
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
The Nebraska Corn-hearse-kers.
Fore? No, two.
They will rock you like a hurricane.
Three up, three down.
It's the safest way. The coolest, too.
Moral: always say "thank you."
Have listeners guess the missing word!
On purpose.
I blame goat yoga.
Infrared porn perverts.
Heads up, Fiji!
Han, der lugtede det, klarede det.
I know now why you cry.
Where wolves of London? In Paris.
Surely there was a co-pilot.
Funny date stories.
Time to come clean.
Ladies and gentlemen... The Doodie Brothers!
Read 'em, discuss 'em, have listeners vote for the dumbest.
Bald head polishing?
Blame the Chinese.
Starts Friday, June 28 in theaters.
Starts Friday, June 28 in theaters.
Starrts Friday, June 28 in theaters.
Starts Friday, June 21.
Starts Friday, June 21 in theaters.
Starts Friday, June 21 in theaters.
Starts Friday, June 14 in theaters.
Starts Friday, June 7 in theaters.
The most explosive stories of our time!
For Friday, June 28.
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
If at first you don't succeed - selling cars - try selling something else.
Makes your lawn look like a baseball field!
For Friday, June 21.
Pre-produced ready-to-use bumper donuts
A & M Autoland has more lemons than ever before!
For Friday, June 14
The tasteful Father's Day gift.
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
A & M's service department becomes fully computerized. Briefly.
C'mon, what'll it take? An hour?
For Friday, June 7.
Pre-produced ready-to-use bumper donuts
Al and Mike fought the law - and the law won.