1. OK, boys, shower up! And I better hear some towels snapping!
2. Back from the bathroom. Was there a lull? What happened? What are we doing?
3. I can’t tell where your back ends and your butt begins. Oh, there it is. I was just too high.
4. Sorry – forget this happened. Continue with your awkward close-quarters gyrating.
5. Is that women’s underwear? My mom can’t afford to buy me clothes.
Hulk smash.
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
The ball's in your court, Gwyneth Paltrow.
"Like bringing a piece of the locker room right into your living room."
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
Spot on.
Get me Samuel L. Jackson!
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
Yes, THIS will bring in the younger generation.
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
No, god, no!
Matcluck.
Wise up, chip lovers.
Driver dropped a load.
So nobody commit any crimes for a couple days, ok?
Maybe it's time to stop thinking of the children.
So, the shark taps him on the shoulder and says...
Jackplop!
How'd you like a bloody lip?
We'd better start keep an eye on this Boeing company.
And not from the bathroom, either.
And try new Diet Air in a Can.
Like a ton of bricks.
Taylor Drift.
Whey to go!
Word of the day: decillion
What price snobbery?
It's wine o'clock somewhere.
Here comes the bride - look out!
A little can go a long way.
Oh, those little scamps!
Some person (probably) wrote these.
Spoiler: grilled cheese.
Starts Friday, November 1 in theaters.
Starts Friday, November 1 in theaters.
Starts Friday, November 1 in theaters.
Starts Friday, October 25 in theaters.
Starts Friday, October 25 in theaters.
Starts Friday, October 18 in theaters.
Starts Friday, October 18 in theaters.
Starts Friday, October 11 in theaters.
Sorry, only one to a customer.
For Friday, November 1.
The unexpected trick-or-treat!
Ready-to-use pre-produced bumper donuts
Don't leave the crypt without it!
Al and Mike's new promotion isn't too bright - but the burning car is!
Halloween + Election = Comedy
Pretty scary, eh, kids?
For Friday, October 25.
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
Al and Mike try to hook you with their new offer.
A sure-fire way to bring them to the polls.
For Friday, October 18.
Ready-to-use pre-produced bumper donuts
Big Al never quite got the hang of fractions and decimals.
Are you buyin' this? Now you can!