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BURGLAR KING
:09
out: “… we stole from McDonald’s.”

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FARMERS INSURANCE
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out: “… every new policy.”

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JOHNSON & JOHNSON & JOHNSON
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out: “… an extra Johnson.”

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NOT VERY HUNGRY MAN DINNERS
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out: “… aren’t very appetizing.”

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RICE FRISBIES
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out: “… catch in the air.”

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Today Is…

THURSDAY – Jan 8

Anything special being celebrated or commemorated today? Find out here!

TODAY’S ALMANAC

THURSDAY ALMANAC – Jan 8

Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music

TODAY’S TRIVIA

THURSDAY TRIVIA – Jan 8

Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.

ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Monday through Wednesday

NEW PROCESS WILL HELP YOU ACTUALLY SEE, HEAR TV MOVIES

Wow! What will they think of next?

THE MOVIES FOR GROWNUPS AWARDS

a.k.a. The No Sequel Awards.

PUPPY BOWL TO FEATURE OLD DOGS

No new tricks.

TV CREATES NEW TV AWARD FOR TV SHOWS

Coming soon to a TV near you.

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Thursday through Sunday

MICKEY ROURKE: IT PAYS TO BE EVICTED

Four movie offers.

CRITICS CHOICE: “ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER”

Enjoy it with one bottle after another.

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Monday through Wednesday

JOKE OF THE DAY

Suggestion: Post the joke on your website. Boost clicks by having listeners call in and tell the Joke of the Day to win a prize.

At a lake with rental boats, the owner speaks over the loudspeaker:

posted January 12

“Boat number 99, please return to the dock. Your time is up!” A few minutes pass. No boat returns. The owner, louder this time: “Boat number 99, return immediately or you’ll be charged for overtime!” Still nothing. The assistant steps in and says: “Boss… we only have 75 boats. There is no number 99.” After a couple of seconds, the owner grabs the mic again and says: “Boat number 66… everything okay out there?”

What do mummies do on vacation?

posted January 9

They like to unwind.

Did you hear about the big sale at the Lego store?

posted January 7

People are lined up for blocks.

A happy dog and a sad dog had a competition to see who could carry the most weight. Which dog won?

posted January 6

The happy dog, ‘cause his tail was a’wagon.

A drunk man is walking zig-zag on the road.

posted January 5

A police officer stops him and asks, “Where are you going at this time?” The drunk replies, “I’m going to attend a lecture.” The police officer says “Who gives lectures at midnight?” The drunk says, “My wife.”